actionables:

today this guy told me that my dress made my ass look fat (he sad it as a 'compliment') and obviously since it was 8:30 I was too tired for that shit and I replied with 'saying my ass is fat wont make your dick any bigger' and when he tried to defend himself saying his dick was big enough I told him that it doesn’t count if he shoved two thirds of it in his personality and he just looked at me completely defenseless AND BASICALLY I STOLE THAT LINE FROM HERE BUT I SLAYED

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gangtheway:

tag your fucking spoilers

gangtheway:

tag your fucking spoilers

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"Great things are done by a series of small things brought together."

-Vincent Van Gogh

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desactivated:

when you see a pen on the ground and you steal it

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bitchpuddinq:

*tries to fix sleeping schedule* *makes it worse*

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elipanda56:

tralilalilulu:

this cartoon though…

we are all fucked up for a reason

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giveamanagame:

captainjamestklrk:

MY BIRD IS SITTING IN THE TOP CORNER OF HER CAGE CALLING MY DOG’S NAME AND ASKING IF HE WANTS A TREAT AND IF HE WANTS TO GO TO OUTSIDE AND HE’S TOO STUPID TO REALIZE IT’S HER SO EVERYTIME SHE SAYS SOMETHING HE LOOKS AT ME LIKE

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SHE LAUGHS EVERYTIME TOO AND NOW HE’S JUMPING ON ME AND BARKING AND GETTING MAD AT ME LIKE OLIVER TURN AROUND AND LOOK IN THAT HUGE ASS CAGE AND BEG HER FOR A FUCKING TREAT OR SOMETHING. 

your bird is an asshole

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xamikachux:

scary-monsters-and-davesprite:

codarus:

> install body mod because the default shoulders

> wait somethings not right here

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kneeples

KNEEPLES

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bunny-banana:

dankleaf:

spicy-vagina-tacos:



????

NOBODY SAY A WORD

violanthe:

From now on, instead of explaining what asexuality is, I’m just sending people this gif

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so I gave my nephew a set of avengers cookie cutters and last night they made some sugar cookies with them

sicilian-macaroon:

rangerkimmy:

most of them came out REALLY GOOD like

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spiderman

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hulk

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and iron man

but then there’s…

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captain amerihurr

I can’t BREATHE

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